So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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