Don't you send me to vm
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's shark week go big or go home
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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