so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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