So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
whose parrot is this?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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