Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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