Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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