Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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