Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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