Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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