Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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