Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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