How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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