She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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