god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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