I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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