Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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