Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My vagina is officially offended.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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