Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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