Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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