Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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