Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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