is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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