HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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