If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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