i just google imaged poop.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I enjoy the company of your penis
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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