My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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