I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
