the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I cannot find my penis.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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