I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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