so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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