its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so let's talk penis.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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