Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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