So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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