this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
