god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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