check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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