I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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