but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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