I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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