Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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