So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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