she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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