Porn is love you can see.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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