only if we run a train.
done.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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