Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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