you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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