O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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