Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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