It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I look better un-naked...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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