You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
