Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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