He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
babies were throwing up all over the place
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
the raccoons are back...
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