hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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