OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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