love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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