the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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