Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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