Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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